October Dad Jokes

Because Halloween is in October, this month's Dad Jokes will be Halloween and monster related.

• What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broommates!

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

• Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.

• Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them.

• A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer and a mop”.

• Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because it had nobody to go with!

• What sound does a witch's vehicle make? Broom broom.

• What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.

• What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A sax-a-bone.

• This graveyard looks overcrowded, people must be dying to get in.

• What do you call a naughty lamb dressed as a skeleton for Halloween? Baaaaaaad to the bone.