March Dad Jokes - St. Patrick's Edition!

• Why did the leprechaun go outside? To sit on his paddy-o.

• What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.

• Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover? You don’t want to press your luck.

• What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Sham-rock ‘n’ roll.

• What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover.

• Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? It was too far to walk.

• What instrument does a show-off play on St. Patrick’s Day? Brag-pipes!

• Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.

• What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun? Look clover there.

By Pia Dehmel 9.1

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