January Dad Jokes...

What better way to start the New Year than with a good laugh. This month’s edition will be New Years related.

• What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.

• What is the digital camera’s New Year’s resolution? 1080p.

• What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve? I haven’t seen you since last year!

• What new year’s resolution should a basketball player never make? To travel more.

• Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year!

• Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve? Because it’s too far to walk.

• Some astronauts wanted to have a New Year's party on the moon, but they didn't planet in time.

• Why do you need a jeweler on December 31? To ring in the New Year.

• What does the little Champagne bottle call his father? Pop!

• What’s the easiest way to keep your New Year’s resolution to read more? Watch TV with subtitles.

• Why did 2021 go by in a blur? My resolution must've been too low.

By Pia Dehmel 9.1