December Dad Jokes

For this month's edition the jokes will be Christmas and Hanukkah themed to celebrate the festivities with laughter.

• Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.

• What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!

• What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.

• What's an elf's favorite music genre? Wrap music!

• Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.

• What does Santa say when walking backwards? Oh Oh Oh!

• How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.

• What do cats and dogs call Santa Claus? Santa Paws!

• I asked the waiter if my latkes would be long. He said no, they’ll be round.

• What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!