Dad Jokes of September

Everyone loves a good laugh. Personally, I love dad jokes and I love telling them to people; the point of dad jokes is that they’re bad so they won’t always make people laugh but when they do it makes them and me happy. So, I have a collection of dad jokes that I want to share with the school community to hopefully make you laugh at how funny or bad they are.

· “I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”

· “What do a tick and the Eiffel tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.”

· “What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated.”

· “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.”

· "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

· "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

· "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

· "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

· "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

· "How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

· “I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger... Then it hit me.”

This last joke is my personal favorite:

· “Why do you spell dark with a K and not a C? Because you can’t C in the dark.”

Hopefully some of these made you laugh, if you remember any of these you can tell them to your friends and family and either make them laugh or annoy them.

By Pia Dehmel Year 9