Dad Jokes

There aren’t any major holidays that are celebrated in November so this edition will be like the September edition, without a theme.

• Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

• I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the purple!

• What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

• What kind of facial hair does a cow grow? A moostache.

• What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

• What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.

• I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

• To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

• Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.

• Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

• What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.