April Dad Jokes

Since Easter this year is in April the jokes will be Easter themed for this month’s edition.

• Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.

• Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? It might crack up!

• What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.

• What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.

• What do you call the Easter Bunny when he gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled!

• Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

• Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails? To the re-tail store!

• How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray

• What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been hiding my Easter eggs!

• What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? An oyster bunny!